Hi, welcome to my little corner of the internet.

My name’s Fiona, also known as the Human Design Goblin (I'm not big on formal titles).

This website started as a blog where I shared my thoughts on the Human Design system and shared celebrity readings. One of my posts criticizing the gatekeeping nature of the system went viral, blessing me with both hate mail and requests for Human Design readings.

That was seven years ago.

Today, I’m redoing this website because along the way, I lost sight of myself while swimming and getting pulled under what a business should look like. I focused on algorithms, brand voice, courses, and expansion as if preparing to pitch for Shark Tank.

The irony is how playing the algorithm game went against my Projector type. Yes, Projectors need ways for people to find us, but it felt drier than overcooked chicken. Also, as a 3/5 profile, it’s rare for me to be pinned down and I’m not built to be a sage-like authority figure.

Truth is, I’m a goblin-raccoon having conversations with weirdos, rummaging through the forums of obscure websites, and poking holes into doctrines.

This is where I feel most at home.

That’s why I’m taking time to rework this little cabin in the middle of the digital world. Though please, have some tea, flip through the blog, get a copy of your chart, and perhaps book a session.

Regardless of how or why you landed up here, I hope you find a few wares to your liking. There will be broken links as I move things around, polish them, or recycle them, especially creations which no longer feel like they have a place.