Book a Human Design Reading with Fiona
Throughout history, everyone from laborers to monarchs, the foolish to the wise, has consulted the works of cards, bones, bibles, and other divination modalities.
Human Design has joined the ranks of those systems.
A Human Design chart reading is the dissection of every piece inside your chart.
There’s no hiding, no running, no lying.
There’s revealing.
First, the calculation of your chart.
Second, the conversation of your relationship with what you see in your design.
Third, the reading takes a life of its own, a conversation, a banter, between you and your Human Design.
I serve as the vessel, messenger, and translator in between.
Are you ready for a Human Design reading?
This is a sales page, but not in the traditional sense that it exists to convince you to work with me.
Instead, go through this checklist:
You’re coming from a place of curiosity, openness to hearing, and a touch of existential unease.
You’re willing to be honest with yourself. You're never asked or forced to share anything with me though you are free to. A reading isn’t a therapy session, though it can be therapeutic.
Crisis is a friend, rather than something to run away from.
You give yourself grace to receive the session as is. Some walk away with more questions. Some receive a flood of messages. One has hung up mid-session because they got exactly what they needed and wanted to take immediate action.
Anything can happen.
You desire to commit 45-minutes of your time, energy, and money for the session.
The Logistics
Each session is 45-minutes long, over Zoom.
Once you book the Human Design reading, you’ll be taken to a form asking for your birth information, topics you’d like to go over, and any rambles you have prior to our session.
Then you’ll receive your link and reminder emails.
The session is a conversation. There’s no structured we’ll do your centers and gates… because pieces of you, your traits, and experiences are found in multiple places in your chart.
If you like to take notes, go for it. If you prefer to sit and absorb, that works too. If you want to fire questions at me and listen to the recording later, great.
The session is yours. It’s a living container where the three of us (me, you, your chart) spend some time together and see what happens.
Readings are $250
Hi, I’m Fiona, the Human Design Reader.
When I found my Human Design chart, I wanted to dissect it. At the time, I was trying to start a business as a copywriter and joined a mastermind of others in the marketing space. A few weeks into the mastermind, we were stuck on a self-reflection lesson. I offered to do a few chart readings for my peers and they collectively told me that Human Design was my calling.
As you can see, I didn’t become a copywriter.
I charged for a chart reading. Then another. Referrals came in. Podcast interviews. Summits.
That’s the whole story. Read a chart. Read another. Charged money. Here I am.
I’m not certified. My knowledge of Human Design come from years of textbook learning, live classes, mentors, and the most valuable: client stories.
I’m a woman who spent her childhood roaming the boroughs of New York City. I’ve been tugged into corners of house parties where people stuck their palms in my face and begged, “please read it?” I’ve lit incense and asked my ancestors for a million dollars.
If I’m the one you’ve been looking for, here’s a link to book your session.
-F
Alice Janell, PR, thecreativecapricorn.com
“Reading me to a filth and I love it! So much of my personality and work ethic makes so so much sense. I don’t care if Fiona is reading cards, bones, even dog droppings. I always trust her to read me.”
Alexandra Williams, Luxury Designer, themoderngloss.com
“I’m going to change every aspect of my previous marketing strategy… NONE of it was aligned and this explains why it hasn’t been working for me! Thank you!!”
Tata Faber, Esthetician